My dad had an accountant who every time the company had to package plans to send to a client would ask the messenger to " Fack it up well, okay?" While shopping at SM Megamall, a saleslady was helping me choose an appropriate gift to buy and I happened to be looking at a nice nightdress. The saleslady said, " Fair yan." Puzzled, I asked, " Fair?" And she replied, " Oo, they come in fairs!" A Filipino was arrested in San Francisco for illegal parking. He was incensed. He said to the police, " Why you give me a facking ticket? I only facked here por payb minutes!" In response to the question, " How often do you smoke?", the Filipino answered, " Two facks a day."
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